How to tell if you're dreaming
What do these 5 high budget movies have in common:
- Nightmare on Elm Street
- Wizard of Oz
- Fight Club
- Vanilla Sky
BUT LUCKILY YOU CAN PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING TO YOU. READ ON.
To determine if you are awake, do any of the following things that are impossible in a dream:
- Grab a piece of paper and multiply your phone number by 27 (smart people use 206 or 7402).
- Submerge your face in water and wait for the sensation you are running out of air.
- Walk on your hands and experience high blood pressure in your face.
- Make your feet warm if they're cold or cold if they are warm.
- Turn the alarm clock off after it starts ringing.
To determine if your friend is real -- do any of these things that imaginary friends can't do:
- Have the friend scratch your middle back (yoga people skip this).
- Stand on your friend's back and see something that was previously too high up for you.
- Be creative! There are multiple X-rated tasks that are impossible to complete with only one person.
Bonus test: If you are reading this blog post for the first time, ✓ you're awake