Christopher Nolan: i got an apartment today Christopher Nolan: moving on saturday Will Entriken: roommates? Christopher Nolan: no Will Entriken: boring Christopher Nolan: noone to live with Will Entriken: you smell that bad? Christopher Nolan: no, i hate my friends
I walked into my room today and found baby girl. She was in my bathroom making a huge mess. There was toothpaste on my sink, Polident tabs everywhere (for my retainer... I dont have dentures), a about a mile of floss strung out on the floor.
"Wow, everything in your bathroom tastes like mint!"