New efforts in voyeurism and backlash
Normally, I keep the window in my room open from the top. But in an effort to hear my hot neighbors from across the street (I think they're hot, I can't really see them, but since everyone else in this building and neighborhood is male, they pretty much win by default) I tried opening opening it from the bottom at ear level.
But the window doesn't stay up. So I went outside in the rain to find a scrap piece of wood to prop it open. The only piece I could find was too long. So I put a screw in the window frame to prop up the wood.
So what is the result of all this effort? There's a bunch of girls singing Britney Spears - One More Time on a loud ass-karaoke machine and I can't close the window. FML