Real-time UPS/FEDEX tracking with GPS

Here's an email...
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 2009 17:26:16 -0400
Subject: Re: amazon
From: Chris Nolan <...>
To: Will Entriken <...>

Why don't fedex, ups, usps provide up to the minute tracking info upon
request? My stuff "shipped" But fedex just say "received shipping
information", UPS can't even find my tracking number, but Amazon has
more up to date info and USPS only updates daily.

Presumably they know what planes this stuff is on, why not allow live
flight tracking? and truck GPS and what not. Clearly expensive, but I
feel like they should already have GPS in all their trucks and planes
already, just a matter of aggregating and internetifying. Even if it
interpolates via java script, something like at 11am the plane took
off, given a landing time of 2pm, it is now noon, the plane is 1/3 of
the way to landing, and so on. Would be awesome.

Either way, my stuff should arrive on Friday now. I am impressed with
Amazon Prime, and I would like to find 4 other people to split it with
me.

Given how demanding people are, I can only imagine the eventual conclusion:


Operator: Hello
Teenager: Hi, I was using your website to track the status of my new XBox delivery. I see the truck has been driving towards my house... but it stopped. It's stopped in the middle of the road and hasn't moved.
Operator: Oh my, let me check this out...
Operator: I just called the driver, he stopped to go to the bathroom.
Teenager: That's bullshit, I can see he just stopped 20 minutes ago.
Operator: The driver tells me he has diarrhea.
Teenager: Oh...
Post in the comments if you just don't care and STILL want GPS tracking of your package.
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