William Entriken

the hunger molecules are accumulating in my stomache

Mom: Are you saying that your friends are staying in that apartment past senior year? Full Decent <AUTO-REPLY> : Will, If you come home this weekend, perhaps you could give me some advanced I Pod lessons. Like, how to turn it on. What it does. How to wear the earphones. I haven't used this thing at all. Love, Mom Mom: Hey, how did you get my email into the IM. Manually, or some type of hacker trick that automatically converts emails to IMs? Full Decent: No, when you get something funny you want to tell everyone, you put it as your away message - then everyone can see it Mom: So, I'm a laughing stock. I see how it works now. Careful, or I'll put your nude baby photos on my website. Full Decent: ulth Full Decent: you have a website? Mom: Ha! Ha! Ha! No, that was just a joke. I can't even turn on the Ipod, remember?